I would also like to apologise on behalf of Captain Can Man.
He's a man that can, is Captain Can Man. But a man that probably shouldn't. Ironically if he could, he wouldn't and if he didn't then he should have. He's a man. A man ... that can.
I too must admit to potentially (maybe) being wrong in the last 16 years but I take to drink in order to forget these few incidents. Unlike Capta