Don't ask how we got onto it mate....other brainstorming questions were "what did you call the baker out of Camberwick Green" and "does anyone remember the names of the four Banana Splits".....sad what copious amounts of booze does to you.
As for your questions:
1/ Collection of empty cans.....called breakfast time

2/ half pint drinker......tosser/ wuss/ big girls blouse / unbeliever etc etc..you should know this answer Gav.

3/ Planet Rondo

4/ No....because he's on a mission from God (think thats what he said ..subtitles weren't working)

5/ We'll make you piss in your own pint....and that won't be a snickers bar floating in it!!!

By the way Mr Ashcroft....your card is well marked!!!!!