This is still the funniest thing i've ever read....
Date: March 31, 2006 12:00AM
I suppose you think thats funny (time for an MSA type rant).
I will shoot you in the face. I am a badass @!#$ with 152 years of experience in music. My best friend Ted Nugent will come and shoot you in the face too after he emparts some of his wisdom on me.
I will ride my harley over your face when I shoot you in the face, I am that fucking badass.
I am not a bad person, I just like to shoot people in the face cos I am such a bad ass mother fucker but deep down I am good.
Why are you against me? what have I done to make you dis me, I shoot people who dis me in the face, are you dissing me, if you are I'll shoot you....in the face....with my Glock.
I am nice to small animals, I give to charity and help old ladies across the road but I'll shoot anyone in the face if they cross me I am a badass @!#$ with a Glock and I shhot people in the face, heres my number 815.3635.3321 phone me and I'll shoot you in the face....down the phone, I'll fuckin shoot you so hard in your face you'll wish your face had never been shot...in.
So you are saying that I'll never make as a guitarist Coco? you say the most hurtful things!...sniff!