That's my kind of joke, which should be very concerning for you.

Here's my contribution:

What do you call a bear with no ears?
Anything you want to - unless it can lip read.

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Oh, the guns and the ships and the planes of every country
For the wins and the gains, what a price, it's much too high
Don't look away and wonder, this savage poetry
Is set to drag you under with arms of jealousy...