O/T - On a lighter note - Bad Joke of the Day
Posted by: totobob ()
Date: August 28, 2013 08:31PM

I am well known for my bad jokes so continuing in that vein.

Guy meets girl in a bar and one thing leads to another and she asks him if he would like to come back to her flat to have sex.
They head to the bedroom and get undressed and she then asks him.

"Listen I love making love outdoors, can you do me a big favour ?"
He replies, "of course, what is it ?"
She then tells him " Can you turn the taps on so that the running water sounds like rain"
which he does,
she then asks "Can you switch the lights on and off and bang the bedroom door open and shut, to make it sound like thunder and lightning ?"
which he does
and then she asks "Can you also making a whistling sound with your mouth to make it sound like there are strong winds outside ?"
which he does, but he is getting impatient and asks loudly
"I thought you wanted to have sex ?"
to which she replies "Are you joking ? In this weather ??!!"

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