Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!
Posted by: totobob ()
Date: December 21, 2012 01:47AM

Well its Christmas.

A martian walks into a bar and asks for the following.

"Can I have 10 packets of crisps 10 pints of lager, ten pints of cider, 10 pints of guinness, 10 malt whiskeys, 10 gin and tonics, ten vodkas and 10 fresh orange juices. Oh and 10 packets of peanuts too "

The barman starts pouring the drinks and asks the Martian.

"I take it you have the money to pay for this ?"

The Martian replies

"Of course I have !! Do you have change of a Sklooby ?"

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Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!530 totobob 12/21/2012 01:47AM
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Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!! 318 rocknut 12/21/2012 02:11AM
Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!! 210 Tony Bainbridge 12/21/2012 07:19AM


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