Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!
Date: December 21, 2012 12:47PM
Well its Christmas.
A martian walks into a bar and asks for the following.
"Can I have 10 packets of crisps 10 pints of lager, ten pints of cider, 10 pints of guinness, 10 malt whiskeys, 10 gin and tonics, ten vodkas and 10 fresh orange juices. Oh and 10 packets of peanuts too "
The barman starts pouring the drinks and asks the Martian.
"I take it you have the money to pay for this ?"
The Martian replies
"Of course I have !! Do you have change of a Sklooby ?"