Michael Eaton Wrote:
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> Eden, real name Cedric Roger Enoch Susan Brobeck
> (real age 36, mental age 13) has filed for divorce
> from his wife of 2 years Luscious lips Lucy.
> He stated to the judge that "ever since the
> incident with the pin she's never managed to stay
> inflated for long enough to satisfy him" Even with
> the support of Halfords puncture repair outfit the
> couple are still heading down the road to
> splitsville.
> Lucy, an inanimate blow up doll bought from Hanks
> hardcore XXX and gun emporium is projected to take
> Eden to the cleaners since she's got no brain
> cells and is full to the brim with his "residue"
> which gives her a fuckload more intelligence then
> him.
>
> I need a shower.

How did Rob Halford get dragged into this...