Eden, real name Cedric Roger Enoch Susan Brobeck (real age 36, mental age 13) has filed for divorce from his wife of 2 years Luscious lips Lucy.
He stated to the judge that "ever since the incident with the pin she's never managed to stay inflated for long enough to satisfy him" Even with the support of Halfords puncture repair outfit the couple are still heading down the road to splitsville.
Lucy, an inanimate blow up doll bought from Hanks hardcore XXX and gun emporium is projected to take Eden to the cleaners since she's got no brain cells and is full to the brim with his "residue" which gives her a fuckload more intelligence then him.

I need a shower.