Hello all.
A few years ago I wrote a book. Not a little one, but a full 70,000 word job. It's a romantic comedy with added lager and heavy metal, called "Sex Gods From The Planet Metal". Yes, really.
I couldn't get an agent, so shelved it, but have now self published on Kindle. So, if you have a Kindle and like funny stuff and a bit of rock music, give it a shot.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gods-From-Planet-Metal-ebook/dp/B00A850V10/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1353059253&sr=8-2You can by it, or borrow it for free if on Amazon Prime.