Using all my Sarah Lund-esque detective powers I've pieced together what Bach is up too from the clues in the text.

'top secret project'

'revolutionise popular music'

'Disney'

Bach has landed the lead role of Luke Skywalker in Star Wars VII AND it's going to be a musical!!!!!!

Robin Beck will be Leia, Coverdale is the recurring ghost of Obi Wan, Joe Elliot reprises the role of 'scraggy faced' Anakin Skywalker, Rob Halford will be Darth Maul and Slash is Han Solo.

Erik Martenson will play every other role in the film.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2012 07:53AM by jamesrock.