That shirt has escaped and is loose. It was last heard muttering something about shit odds, nipping over to Ireland to kick a certain journos ass....then brutalizing some one called SFK's wardrobe.

It was last seen scampering (do shirts scamper??) towards Wigan to "have a go" at Phils pathetic array of "so called" loud shirt's.

Get out of town I tell ya....flee...FLEEEE.

By the way...Kieran, that waistcoat is a very quiet little affair, wait till you see the fucker that I shall be unveiling for this competition.

Also add Mark Alger and Ian to the list...Ian just came back from Mexico where he bought two unholy.....things, one for him and one for Mark.

May all your wardrobes be fruitful in an 80's fashion...and may the best man (or most ridiculous idiot) win.

PS let me remind you....you are coming to MY back garden, and I know all the best places to hide the bodies...IF you know what I mean!!!!!

Later dudes.