RE: Jazz/Classical...oops
Posted by: Stimpy ()
Date: September 28, 2000 12:14PM

Oh shit, here I go....

Jazz is not Kenny G. (praise the lord and hallelujah ... and pass me a loaded gun).

The reason I pointed our friend DD Dave towards Miles Davis is because the man was a) a genius b) broke every farking rule in the book to date at the time and.. c) was a total lunatic and mold shattering precursor to many of our friends and icons today.

Call me a punter... (all together now.. PUNTER!) ...if only for elongating this non-topic thread. However, most of us who admire the likes of say Michael Schenker can appreciate Bach (Johann) as well. For one listen to both makes it obvious the lineage.

Country (pronounced "Cunt-Ray) on the other hand is a cesspool of half digested tripe and I simply could not agree more. Please pass the puke bucket... ta! "Fark" ... yes I say "fouk" the delta blues lineage with country..... it simply sucks the business end of a mop in my humble opinion and deserves no further comment. Besides... I am thoroughly convinced that Garth Brooks is nothing more than a yodeling thumb with a hat.

I too had teachers like yours. Erectile dysfuncional twits who insisted that musical progression stopped in 1962 and our like were simply the unwashed and seminally retarded who did not deserve their bad breath on our necks during their solfege classes.

However.... ( he said adjusting his specs and farting loudly from the podium)... we must not fall into the same trap as those balding, nostrel mining professors who treated our passions and ourselves so horridly in the past. For if we do dear friends... we are no better than they.



BUT... ya' STILL should take it to another board, mate!




SubjectViewsWritten ByPosted
Jazz/Classical 115 DD Dave 09/28/2000 02:22AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 101 Carl 09/28/2000 04:11AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 124 Stimpy 09/28/2000 05:13AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 94 DD Dave 09/28/2000 05:30AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 101 Stimpy 09/28/2000 05:41AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 111 Carl 09/28/2000 05:43AM
RE: Jazz/Classical 103Tony M09/28/2000 07:11AM
RE: Jazz/Classical...oops 110Tony M09/28/2000 07:13AM
RE: Jazz/Classical...oops104 Stimpy 09/28/2000 12:14PM
RE: Jazz/Classical 110 sfk kurt 09/28/2000 11:23PM
RE: Jazz/Classical 110 DD Dave 09/29/2000 01:08AM
RE: Jazz/Classical: a different perspective? 100Steve, Denmark09/29/2000 04:01AM


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