To the Aussies: an off-topic joke...
Posted by: MooseMan ()
Date: September 24, 2000 02:34AM

To Andrew and his fellow countrymen,

A friend recently sent me this joke. I couldn't
resist sharing it with you. Warning: contains
explicit content/read at your own risk, etc. etc. ...

Go Aussies!

This young swimmer from the Australian
Olympic team manages to sneak his new
girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into
his room at the OlympicVillage. Once she's
inside, he quickly switches out all the lights
and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed
in a flurry of athletic achievement.

After about twenty minutes of wild sex they
both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion.
The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer
in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles,
tanned skinand smooth-shaven scalp glisten with
little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's
really pleased to have met this guy. At this point
the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He
fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table,
pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it
down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright,
takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic
motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other
side and beating his chest like a gorilla. Then he
vaults back on top of the girl and commences a
frantic repeat performance.

The Danish girl is very impressed with the gusto
of this second encounter. Somehow the Aussie
has completely recovered from his previous
exhaustion ! After nearly half an hour of wild
activity in every possible position, the gasping
male swimmer again crawls out of bed and swallows
another shot of the mysterious liquid. Once more he
dives under the bed, emerges on the other side, beats
his chest and commences to make love all over
AGAIN.

The girl is just amazed and delighted as the action
continues at the same blistering pace as before. In
the darkness, she can't properly see what kind of
tonic is causing these incredible transformations, but
she sure likes the effect! More than an hour later, after
another repeat of the strange drinking ritual on his part,
and a whole string of ecstatic multiple orgasms on her
part, the Danish girl is now feeling rather faint herself.

"Just a minute, big boy," she whispers to the panting
bald-headed Aussie, "I think I need to try some of your
tonic!" She rises unsteadily and pours a small shot of the
liquid. She braces herself for some sort of medicinal effect,
but actually it just tastes like Coca-Cola.

Then she stands up straight, takes a deep breath and dives
under the bed - only to smash straight into the three other
exhausted members of the Australian relay team...............

Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie......Oi, Oi, Oi!!!


p.s. - I have just one question: what was this swimmer
doing with all of his male team-mates in his room after
hours?! lol
Cheers,
MooseMan

Navigate: Previous MessageNext Message
Options: ReplyQuote


SubjectViewsWritten ByPosted
To the Aussies: an off-topic joke...214 MooseMan 09/24/2000 02:34AM


Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
Powered by Phorum.

Disclaimer: melodicrock.com takes no responsibility for the contents of messages posted on this open forum, or for the sanity of those posting.