An Ordinary Beating for an Ordinary Girl!!

Ha!

That was mean-spirited, but I've had a pretty bad day and feel no sympathy towards rock stars that feel like pulling a Tommy Lee (or is that a Rick Allen?).

Too bad his Behind The Music episode already aired, this would have been a nice dramatic twist, so at the end of the episode they could focus on the "teary reunion with battered wife" angle. Wouldn't it be fantastic if he had to sign his über-special edition CD in a jail cell riding him like a hell-bent goblin on a pony?

Arrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH MEDICATION!!!!!!!!

In closing, if you remember nothing else that I've said, remember this:

Fuck Rick, fuck his 70-dollar piece of plastic, fuck the goblin, and fuck the prison system, too.

Come to think of it, fuck everybody.

I ain't ever coming back.





(unless Danny Danzi writes his thoughts on euthanasia, capital punsiment, and mullets on the board)