...but my shirts go up to 11!!
I have shirts so loud they need their own crew and mixing desk!! But these are no cheesy shite little numbers, they also exude an air of cool not seen since...well since the last time I wore them, about 1990!

Sue, you're nominated girl as our independent judge. (Judge Sue!)
So what are the criteria? Style, colour, sheer audacity or what?

Just one last question. How can I claim my prize yet retain my precious anonimity?

Bring it on!