Don't let him hear you say that...heh heh.

The definition of a LIGGER in the Tony Marshall dictionary of useless words and phrases.

Ligger, (lig-ger) one who ligs, a person who hangs around after show parties, drinking free beer and eating the food.

Lig, (grab-as-much-as-you-can) to get as much free alcohol as possible in a short space of tme whilst trying to pretend to be sober and interesting.

Ligging, (free-load-ing) all of the above......only quicker.

Pisshead, (fall-about-and-try-to-steal-your-girl-friend) Something only musicians can do properly.

Musician, (poserwithtootightpantsandmakeupandhairsprayasaurus) See above

Ego (look-at-me-aren't-I-great-no-well-fuck-you-too-I-have-fans-and-they-think-I-am-wond-erful) see ALL of the above....twice.

Singer (Wan-ker) one who wails in a cat like fashion to impress his and other mens females, in his world, men do not exsist, and all women are ripe for the plucking.

Drummer (bashus-as-hard-as-you-can...and-never-in-time) A rare animal with tendecies to thrash everything to a pulp with reckless abandon.

Bassist (sleepyboringasaurus) Do I need to say more.

Guitarist (yes-but-I-could-do-it-better) the most unusual of human beings(sometimes) a species of overblown, illmannered, egotistical, loud, obnoxious idiots who for some reason(and remember I am one of these) get respect for their finger prowess (not me). My ex girlfriend never complained though!!!

If anyone knows anymore definitions that apply to rock then lets hear them.

Tony M (bignosedlongtosspotwithaterriblewindproblem)