RE: Steve McKenna..you got him pegged
Posted by: Tony M ()
Date: August 24, 2000 06:42PM

Don't let him hear you say that...heh heh.

The definition of a LIGGER in the Tony Marshall dictionary of useless words and phrases.

Ligger, (lig-ger) one who ligs, a person who hangs around after show parties, drinking free beer and eating the food.

Lig, (grab-as-much-as-you-can) to get as much free alcohol as possible in a short space of tme whilst trying to pretend to be sober and interesting.

Ligging, (free-load-ing) all of the above......only quicker.

Pisshead, (fall-about-and-try-to-steal-your-girl-friend) Something only musicians can do properly.

Musician, (poserwithtootightpantsandmakeupandhairsprayasaurus) See above

Ego (look-at-me-aren't-I-great-no-well-fuck-you-too-I-have-fans-and-they-think-I-am-wond-erful) see ALL of the above....twice.

Singer (Wan-ker) one who wails in a cat like fashion to impress his and other mens females, in his world, men do not exsist, and all women are ripe for the plucking.

Drummer (bashus-as-hard-as-you-can...and-never-in-time) A rare animal with tendecies to thrash everything to a pulp with reckless abandon.

Bassist (sleepyboringasaurus) Do I need to say more.

Guitarist (yes-but-I-could-do-it-better) the most unusual of human beings(sometimes) a species of overblown, illmannered, egotistical, loud, obnoxious idiots who for some reason(and remember I am one of these) get respect for their finger prowess (not me). My ex girlfriend never complained though!!!

If anyone knows anymore definitions that apply to rock then lets hear them.

Tony M (bignosedlongtosspotwithaterriblewindproblem)

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Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 846 Mrpool 08/23/2000 08:35AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 600 brent 08/23/2000 09:40AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 555 KISSaholic 08/23/2000 11:21PM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 481 SC 08/24/2000 12:41AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 447 Dave Ling 08/25/2000 02:31AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 742 SC 08/23/2000 09:45AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 486 wayne 08/23/2000 01:10PM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 1323c dog08/23/2000 01:50PM
Which begs the question.... 469Jack08/23/2000 03:11PM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 1667 Aaron 08/23/2000 08:48PM
Kip Winger 473Peter M. Bietenholz08/23/2000 04:31PM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 465steve08/23/2000 05:12PM
BIGGEST EGO/BEST MUSICIAN & PERSON 401 Eva 08/23/2000 05:23PM
RE: BIGGEST EGO/BEST MUSICIAN & PERSON 451Peter M. Bietenholz08/23/2000 09:40PM
Steve McKenna..you got him pegged 322tONY m08/24/2000 01:12AM
RE: Steve McKenna..you got him pegged 345Peter M. Bietenholz08/24/2000 03:01AM
RE: Steve McKenna..you got him pegged353Tony M08/24/2000 06:42PM
Re: Rock Dictionary 248Surfpunk08/26/2000 06:30AM
RE: Steve McKenna..you got him pegged 303 Kieran 08/25/2000 04:09AM
RE: BIGGEST EGO/BEST MUSICIAN & PERSON 384 Daniel 08/23/2000 09:41PM
RE: BIGGEST EGO/BEST MUSICIAN & PERSON 317 Tom Krupa 08/23/2000 10:25PM
RE: BIGGEST EGO/BEST MUSICIAN & PERSON 362 Vince Viani 08/24/2000 02:49AM
RE: Biggest ego / arrogant jerk in rock..... 406 KISSaholic 08/23/2000 11:39PM
And the winner (loser) is....... 365 Mrpool 08/24/2000 03:30PM
RE: And the winner (loser) is....... 392 Maciej 08/24/2000 06:17PM
RE: And the winner (loser) is....... 365 Vince Viani 08/25/2000 06:13AM


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