MTV'S JUDY MCGRATH: WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF MUSIC
Posted by: sfk kurt ()
Date: September 08, 2001 09:46AM

[From www.drudgereport.com]

MTV'S JUDY MCGRATH: WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF MUSIC

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One day we will wake up from this nightmare.

Long after we rip out the infected pierced stud in our tongues and wash off all our tats and forget we ever witnessed three-and-a-half-hours of something called The Eighteenth Annual MTV Video Music Awards... we'll possibly be able to look at ourselves in the mirror again.

President of the MTV Group Judy McGrath, 48, is wanted for the murder of music.

"J LO, PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR BUTT."

"I'M ABOUT TO BE BORN AGAIN ON YOUR BASTARD ASSES."

Thursday night in New York City, McGrath, who has been there from the beginning, unleashed her latest remix of pop culture at the Metropolitan Opera; still determined to call her product Music Television, although any music is a side order in the Taco Bell-sponsored shopper's guide.

"THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE GOOD WHORES."

"THIS PERFORMANCE HAS BEEN DEDICATED TO THE LOVING MEMORY OF AALIYAH."

McGrath, a star in the VIACOMCBS family, knew she had hit the Zeitgeist with promos for the "Music Awards" which featured host Jamie Foxx simulating intercourse with a live sheep.

You could almost hear McGrath applaud, cheer and order heavy rotation as Foxx gyrated his pelvis into the sheep. Her latest exploitation of Black Americans, and sheep.

The usual corporate shills -- U2, Jennifer Lopez, Moby, Mick Jagger -- once again showed up to celebrate the McGrath vision:

Someone played a guitar.

Someone screamed into a microphone.

Someone picked up a pair of drumsticks and waved them in the air.

Someone wore a black leather jacket and thanked Joey Ramone who gave us Jessica Simpson who shot daggers at lip-syncing Britney who is still a virgin at least with humans but nevertheless qualified as McGrath's top carny.

"OUR NEXT PRESENTER IS THE STAR OF MTV'S JACKASS, AND SOMEONE WHO WILL JACK YOUR ASS."

Classic Judy McGrath.

The woman who murdered music.

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MTV'S JUDY MCGRATH: WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF MUSIC64 sfk kurt 09/08/2001 09:46AM
Re: MTV'S JUDY MCGRATH: WANTED FOR THE MURDER OF M 38 Erkka/Urban Tale 09/08/2001 10:11PM
I did not write it! 43 sfk kurt 09/09/2001 08:10AM
Re: I did not write it! 48 Erkka/Urban Tale 09/09/2001 08:20AM
Re: I did not write it! 45Doc K09/09/2001 09:03AM
Re: I did not write it! 46Peter M. Bietenholz09/09/2001 08:18PM


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