Garanteed $$$$uCeSS for Van Halen.
Posted by: Coney Island Whitefish ()
Date: September 07, 2001 06:39PM

David Lee Roth must get a shaved head and tat sleeve both arms.
DLR must learn to rap-rock scream and use ebonics
Van Halen must get a DJ and turntables-
EVH must only play root-fifth chords only on their next album.
EVH must never play any more lead solos.
Instead of lead solo breaks, have rappers rap over the break, like Ja Rule, nelly
or any other here today, gone later today rappers.
Van Halen must hang out and make friends with J Lo and Carson Daly
During press conferences band must refer to each other as dog,
player or money. NEVER USE DUDE.
Somebody in the band get dreadlocked. Not DLR
The band must start taking dancing lessons.
Be opening act for NSync on the girls next tour.


(MTV video awards...what a bunch of fucking kee-rap.)
Van halen would look as out of place there
as the Thompson Twins or Foghat.
Moby wearing a Minor Threat t shirt. Yeah dude you sure are keepin it real.
Actually there was alot of hot new female artists
Alicia Keys-playing Fur Elise was spine tingling.)

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Garanteed $$$$uCeSS for Van Halen.67Coney Island Whitefish09/07/2001 06:39PM
MTV Video Music Awards 47 Brian 09/07/2001 07:18PM
MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their stomac 37Doc K09/07/2001 08:59PM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 48 Wild Island Man 09/07/2001 11:28PM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 47 Don Wishon 09/08/2001 12:28AM
of course they would be missed 48 sfk kurt 09/08/2001 09:47AM
Random Comments 45Doc K09/08/2001 12:53PM
Re: Random Comments 42Peter M. Bietenholz09/08/2001 10:31PM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 48 J.C. 09/08/2001 01:00AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 39Doc K09/08/2001 04:57AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 55 J.C. 09/08/2001 05:28AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 56 Don Wishon 09/08/2001 05:32AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 50Peter M. Bietenholz09/08/2001 06:28AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 53 Brian 09/08/2001 07:08AM
Re: MTV Music Awards--Anyone else sick to their st 47 Andrew Paul 09/08/2001 08:20PM
Viacom Boss got what he deserved. 57 Snake65 09/08/2001 07:13AM
Is Viacom Owned By Time Warner? 51 Tinger 09/08/2001 07:36AM
My thoughts.... 40Jack09/08/2001 09:21AM
Re: My thoughts.... 52 Snake65 09/09/2001 05:42AM
Re: My thoughts.... 47 Brian 09/09/2001 10:17AM
Anyone Seen Much Loud Channel Yet? 52 Tinger 09/09/2001 12:08PM
Re: My thoughts.... 51Doc K09/09/2001 12:16PM
Re: My thoughts.... 44Peter M. Bietenholz09/09/2001 07:28PM
Re: Viacom Boss got what he deserved. 45Peter M. Bietenholz09/09/2001 07:18AM
Peter Please 49 Snake65 09/11/2001 03:37AM
Agreed, Snake 44Doc K09/11/2001 05:07AM
Doc... 45Peter M. Bietenholz09/11/2001 06:14AM
Pete.... 43Doc K09/11/2001 12:48PM


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