IF I posted on this BOARD
Posted by: Yngwie Malmsteen ()
Date: August 16, 2001 12:31AM

Hi Board (gobble gobble). Yngwie here. How is everyone? (guzzle, guzzle). You want a piece of me? (chew, chew, chew) There's a lot to go around. (munch, munch) And that's just my ego. You know why (chomp, chomp) I like the word ego (belch), cuz it makes me think of EGGO waffles. (fart). And the only reason I hired Joe Lynn Turner (flatulate) was cuz his name makes me think of (crunch, crunch) Apple Turnovers. MMMMMMmmmm....

Wait a second, my wife is calling me. (burp)

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New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Monkeyh 188 DJ Klaus 08/14/2001 07:54PM
Complete & Utter Bollocks..!!! 89 Coco 08/14/2001 09:44PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 116 ted 08/14/2001 09:49PM
Re: What number are you, DJ Klown? 111 PetePete 08/14/2001 10:32PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 148 ted 08/14/2001 10:35PM
Dont Apologize To This Fool Ted 118 Coco 08/15/2001 02:41AM
Re: Dont Apologize To This Fool Ted 136JT08/15/2001 02:50AM
Re: Dont Apologize To This Fool Ted 141 Coco 08/15/2001 03:01AM
Re: New Melodica - Lovemetal but Ted 132dave08/14/2001 10:35PM
Re: New Melodica - Lovemetal but Ted 139 ted 08/14/2001 10:52PM
Way to go Ted..:) 116 Coco 08/15/2001 02:38AM
You CAN wear a CD, coco! 146 Yngwie Malmsteen 08/16/2001 12:38AM
Re: Ok, bring on the artists for us to slam! 119 britny 08/16/2001 06:00AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 125 John Taglieri 08/15/2001 05:56AM
stop kissing ass spaghetti 133 sfk kurt 08/15/2001 07:35AM
Re: stop kissing ass spaghetti 158 Mafia boy 08/15/2001 02:26PM
f' off Turban boy! 145 sfk kurt 08/15/2001 09:28PM
Re: stop kissing ass spaghetti 128KKK08/15/2001 07:26PM
Re: stop kissing ass spaghetti 207 John Taglieri 08/15/2001 11:47PM
Re: stop kissing ass spaghetti 90 Mafia boy 08/16/2001 11:54AM
Re: stop kissing ass spaghetti 140 JYMMI SLANG 08/16/2001 05:54PM
Re: Why is it... 163 Don 08/15/2001 06:15AM
Re: Why is it... 146 Misterpomp 08/15/2001 06:39AM
Heh heh heh nice one 'pomp 106Tony M08/15/2001 07:04AM
F'uck Off 114 Coco 08/15/2001 07:18AM
Re: F'uck Off 131 Coco 08/15/2001 07:43AM
Re: From my perspective... 154 Don 08/15/2001 10:00AM
Re: F'uck Off 107aorboy08/15/2001 07:19PM
Re: Why is it... 131 ted 08/15/2001 07:37AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 156 angel 08/16/2001 04:54PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 128 DJ Klaus 08/23/2001 11:31PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 95 pinchi 08/14/2001 11:05PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 100 DJ Klaus 08/14/2001 11:17PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 103 ted 08/14/2001 11:28PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 143Michael R.08/14/2001 11:35PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 122 ted 08/15/2001 12:09AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 120 Michael Riesenbeck 08/22/2001 01:27AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 139 Michael Riesenbeck 08/22/2001 01:27AM
Sales will say it all, Ted 105 koogles 08/15/2001 12:20AM
oops 116 koogles 08/15/2001 12:25AM
Re: oops 140KOOGLES CRITIC08/15/2001 07:17PM
GO FU*CK YOURSELF 114 koogles 08/16/2001 12:46AM
Re: GO FU*CK YOURSELF 117 Mafia boy 08/16/2001 12:09PM
Re: Sales will say it all, Ted 123 ASTRA 08/15/2001 12:54AM
Kasey Smith 105Kieran08/15/2001 01:20AM
Re: Kasey Smith 136 ted 08/15/2001 02:33AM
Re: Kasey Smith 326 JYMMI SLANG 08/16/2001 05:57PM
Just listen to yourself Koogles ... 133 Misterpomp 08/15/2001 06:29AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 134 pinchi 08/14/2001 11:37PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 99 DJ Klaus 08/15/2001 12:30AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 132 pinchi 08/15/2001 03:04AM
How Dare You !!! 109 Misterpomp 08/15/2001 03:36AM
What Happened In Your Life?? 122 Coco 08/15/2001 04:52AM
Here's what ... 127 Misterpomp 08/15/2001 06:21AM
Ok, bring on the artists for us to slam! 165Bighairnolonger08/15/2001 09:41AM
Re: Ok, bring on the artists for us to slam! 154mark08/15/2001 10:52AM
Re: Ok, bring on the artists for us to slam! 142Bighairnolonger08/16/2001 04:18AM
IF I posted on this BOARD136 Yngwie Malmsteen 08/16/2001 12:31AM
Re: Here's what ... 132Tony Harnell08/16/2001 06:46AM
Re: Here's what ... 123malice08/16/2001 08:18AM
About fucking time! 116 Marky Mark 08/15/2001 06:21AM
Re: How Dare You , Pomp !!! 149 Melodic Lover 08/15/2001 06:35AM
Re: How Dare You , Pomp !!! 147LELODICK MOVER08/15/2001 09:11PM
Re: WHACK OFF , JERK !! 137 Melodic Lover 08/16/2001 02:23AM
Re: How Dare You , Pomp !!! 149 Mafia boy 08/16/2001 12:15PM
What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 118Tony M08/15/2001 06:18AM
That's gonna piss Ted off big time 153 Marky Mark 08/15/2001 06:25AM
Like I give a crap! 129Tony M08/15/2001 06:35AM
But Ted might know where you live... 118 Marky Mark 08/15/2001 06:40AM
But I still don't give a crap! 170Tony M08/15/2001 06:45AM
Sorry Kick....kick! (np) 115Tony M08/15/2001 06:47AM
Re: What an @!#$ Tony turned out to be!!! 138 Coco 08/15/2001 07:28AM
oooOOoooo 150Tony M08/15/2001 07:34AM
Sorry if i offened any cats 145 Coco 08/15/2001 07:57AM
Re: Sorry if i offened any cats 166Tony M08/15/2001 08:09AM
Re: Sorry if i offened any cats 124 Coco 08/15/2001 08:24AM
Re: Sorry if i offened any cats 192Lover of Metal08/15/2001 08:47AM
Re: Sorry if i offened any cats 103 jennifer 08/15/2001 09:01AM
Baaaaaa sheep 158Tony M08/15/2001 08:47PM
Re: Sorry if i offened any cats 117mark08/15/2001 10:49AM
Re: oooOOoooo 157 jennifer 08/15/2001 08:56AM
Your problem is... 149Tony M08/15/2001 10:08PM
Re: What an @!#$ Tony turned out to be!!! 157Tony Harnell08/17/2001 11:43PM
Re: What an @!#$ Tony turned out to be!!! 123hahaha08/18/2001 08:18AM
Re: What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 122pakistan power08/15/2001 07:40PM
Re: What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 126Tony M08/15/2001 08:51PM
Re: What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 137 jennifer 08/15/2001 09:07PM
Re: What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 140Tony M08/15/2001 10:16PM
Re: What an @!#$ Ted turned out to be!!! 103 jennifer 08/16/2001 02:33AM
Re: Let the sales speak Ted 137 Ben 08/15/2001 06:56AM
Newsflash: Lovemetal sales up 10% :) 124 PetePete 08/15/2001 07:37AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 152 ted 08/15/2001 08:22AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 136 Coco 08/15/2001 08:27AM
I never really liked Wild Boyz myself 157 johnny blackout 08/15/2001 12:18PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 133DJ KLAU'S CRITIC08/15/2001 07:33PM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 129 ted 08/15/2001 10:13PM
Show me a phjoto with me and you on it!! 135Tony M08/16/2001 12:20AM
Re: Show me a phjoto with me and you on it!! 129 jennifer 08/16/2001 02:40AM
Can i have a pillow aswell please:) 168 Coco 08/16/2001 03:04AM
Re: Can i have a pillow aswell please:) 143 ted 08/16/2001 03:46AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 165 ted 08/16/2001 10:26PM
Gonna get a copy 190Tony M...Contagious08/17/2001 02:49AM
I'm gonna win in a min:) 131 Coco 08/17/2001 08:39AM
Nearly There:) 142 Coco 08/17/2001 08:41AM
I win...yipee:) 127 Coco 08/17/2001 08:42AM
This is just in case i cant count properly..lol 125 Coco 08/17/2001 08:43AM
Same goes for this one aswell :) 138 Coco 08/17/2001 08:46AM
Re: I win...yipee:) 140 ted 08/17/2001 09:40AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 144 Infrared 08/18/2001 02:25AM
Re: New : Dare - Belief, Melodica - Lovemetal, Mon 122 ted 08/18/2001 06:33AM


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