Bolton blows. End of discussion.
Posted by: koogles ()
Date: August 14, 2001 10:20AM

Wow, how did this thread turn into a Limp Bizkit thread? Who knows? Anyway, Bolton and Durst have about as much in common with true AOR I suppose.

All I can say is: if you've gotten SO DESPERATE for music that MICHAEL BOLTON has crept into your collection, here's a 3 step program to help you out of the haze:

1. Give your head a shake.
2. Recall that the feeling of your head vibrating may have been once synchronized to the sounds of Iron Maiden, Queensryche, Metallica, Judas Priest, or AC/DC.
3. Now say the words "I own a Michael Bolton CD" out loud.

If tears of shame do not appear in your eyes, repeat steps 1 through 3. Repeat as necessary. If symptoms persist, seek 10cc of Cannibal Corpse immediately to neutralize the possible threat of Boltonism, er, Botulism, brought on by rotten 12-year old cheese!


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SubjectViewsWritten ByPosted
In defense of Michael Bolton 145Paul08/14/2001 12:10AM
Re: In defense of Michael Bolton 93stevieni08/14/2001 12:51AM
Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 132 koogles 08/14/2001 02:01AM
That's so much bollox Koogles ... 99 Misterpomp 08/14/2001 02:40AM
Bolton's softer than week-old bananas 114 koogles 08/14/2001 04:30AM
Perry has?!? 82 sfk kurt 08/14/2001 04:34AM
Re: Perry has?!? 81 koogles 08/14/2001 06:21AM
I was talking his solo output 84 sfk kurt 08/14/2001 09:52AM
Re: Bolton/Blackjack... 99 Don 08/14/2001 07:41AM
Chalk it up to familiarity and housewives! 80 koogles 08/14/2001 10:31AM
Re: Chalk it up to familiarity and housewives! 79 Mafia boy 08/14/2001 03:50PM
Re: Bolton/tour de force. 112 JC 08/15/2001 03:15AM
Re: Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 95 PetePete 08/14/2001 05:23AM
Re: Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 91 Honestabe 08/14/2001 06:47AM
Re: Bollocks! 104 George 08/14/2001 07:06AM
Re: Success/Sales vs. Quality... 104 Don 08/14/2001 07:50AM
Hang on there .. 87 Misterpomp 08/14/2001 08:50AM
Re:ARIAS GET REAL!!! 81 Rockdog6 08/14/2001 09:12AM
Bolton blows. End of discussion.118 koogles 08/14/2001 10:20AM
Re: Bolton blows. End of discussion. 73 Mafia boy 08/14/2001 03:53PM
Re: Success/Sales vs. Quality... 89 George 08/14/2001 07:03PM

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