Bolton's softer than week-old bananas
Posted by: koogles ()
Date: August 14, 2001 04:30AM

Bolton is a failed rocker who coughed up already-proven hits and blew 4 minute kisses to dreamy-eyed housewives to rescue himself from much-deserved obscurity. Where's the originality in covering Otis Redding, Percy Sledge, Laura Branigan or Ray Charles? How loyal to your male fan base (who might have given a terd and a quarter for "Tonight") can you be by recording gutless pap for a better part of the Nineties?

Bolton is a fragrant mockery to the long-haired rocker image. In the Seventies, he may have been trying to sell records, but at least he wasn't a pussy about it like he is today. Thank God Steve Perry's kept his rocker wits about him.


NP: Thrills "3"

Navigate: Previous MessageNext Message
Options: ReplyQuote

SubjectViewsWritten ByPosted
In defense of Michael Bolton 145Paul08/14/2001 12:10AM
Re: In defense of Michael Bolton 93stevieni08/14/2001 12:51AM
Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 132 koogles 08/14/2001 02:01AM
That's so much bollox Koogles ... 99 Misterpomp 08/14/2001 02:40AM
Bolton's softer than week-old bananas113 koogles 08/14/2001 04:30AM
Perry has?!? 82 sfk kurt 08/14/2001 04:34AM
Re: Perry has?!? 81 koogles 08/14/2001 06:21AM
I was talking his solo output 84 sfk kurt 08/14/2001 09:52AM
Re: Bolton/Blackjack... 99 Don 08/14/2001 07:41AM
Chalk it up to familiarity and housewives! 80 koogles 08/14/2001 10:31AM
Re: Chalk it up to familiarity and housewives! 79 Mafia boy 08/14/2001 03:50PM
Re: Bolton/tour de force. 112 JC 08/15/2001 03:15AM
Re: Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 95 PetePete 08/14/2001 05:23AM
Re: Bolton's a no-talent ass clown 91 Honestabe 08/14/2001 06:47AM
Re: Bollocks! 104 George 08/14/2001 07:06AM
Re: Success/Sales vs. Quality... 104 Don 08/14/2001 07:50AM
Hang on there .. 87 Misterpomp 08/14/2001 08:50AM
Re:ARIAS GET REAL!!! 81 Rockdog6 08/14/2001 09:12AM
Bolton blows. End of discussion. 118 koogles 08/14/2001 10:20AM
Re: Bolton blows. End of discussion. 73 Mafia boy 08/14/2001 03:53PM
Re: Success/Sales vs. Quality... 89 George 08/14/2001 07:03PM

Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.
Powered by Phorum.

Disclaimer: takes no responsibility for the contents of messages posted on this open forum, or for the sanity of those posting.