We proudly present???
Posted by: Intears and P & S records ()
Date: March 09, 2001 08:43PM

MAJOR, MASSIVE, HUGE, ENORMOUS, TRULY FANTASTICAL, INCREDIBLE, ROCKIN', SHOCKIN', BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
A band that we have been striving to put together ever since we saw the £$ signs. This is going to be the second biggest signing in the history of ROCK, only being pipped at the post by the multi pence contract signed by ROCK legends The Fuckwits who's massive new ROCK album is set to be released in the home of ROCK, Yorkshire (Yorkshire, England...nearly) later this month after critical acclaim by the Rock journo's of The Tadcaster evening Herald, who said "The Fuckwits are a band" and other things that sounded good which we didn't make up to make our record company look really good.

Anyway back to the plot

To try and to kick-start a Hard ROCK revival we have signed what could possibly be the best hope that rock will have for at least another two hundred years.
The new band will go under the name of JURASSICA . The band have been now writing material for over a week in a secret lead lined bunker 30 feet under the streets of downtown Accrington (Lancashire, England).

the "monster" JURASSICA lines up is:

Lead Vocals: Freddy Mercury
Bass : Phil Lynott
Lead Guitar : Jimi Hendrix
Lead Guitar : Randy Rhoades
Drums : John Bonham

Some material dates back as far as 1971 and was recorded in a local transport cafe somewhere South of Inverness. The band have promised
two new tracks for the inspiring release unfortunately we do not know what they will sound like, but we will tell everyone that they are the best.

We ask the Rock World to unite in one huge hysteric bout of laughter at our stupidity and continuing attempt to cash in on the pathetic old has-beens in this world.

If you hadn't worked this out yet, some would class this as a hoax, others a rouse, and some a blight on the fine work that the minor labels do for this genre...to you all I say "who gives a @!#$, it's a laugh"

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