'In other related news, Simmons has also taken over as marketing director for the band as well. Mr. Simmons unveiled some of the new memorabilia that will be available during the 'Reunion Tour'. These items include a new compilation CD entitled 'VH does Vegas- A collection of classic showtunes', a new Breakfast cereal 'Dave Flakes' (with extra fibre), and a new line of comfortable spandex for chubby guys called...you guessed it..'Davex'. Mr. Simmons has also produced the band's new video, which sources close to the band describe as 'an exercise video with a Broadway feel to it'. The tour kicks off July 24th in Reno, Nevada with singing sensation/crossdresser RuPaul opening.'