MR POMP , GO TELL YOUR SISTER THAT MELODIC LOVER/S
Date: February 05, 2001 07:34AM

WOW , what a smart fucking world , here comes the jerk from england again , did you ever really think that you could give a kick in the face to MELODIC LOVER while he was away...poor boy ..cool , now fasten your seatbelt , YOU FUCKING NITTY SHITHEAD !!!! .

You never learn , do ya !! , always itching for a fight , mother fucker , are you trying to take me my hat off or something , you fucking monkey , you/re done , you tubby bitch !! .

I/ve read that you like WHITE SISTER , come on Pomp , with that shitty taste how come it/s ever gonna like you a singer like
JOHN PAYNE , yeah I can see it now , you want MELODIC LOVER to tell you something , well I gave away their Cds for a blowjob downtown , Koogles told me that had been your delicious
sister , but I didn/t really belive him because we were making easy jokes and laughing our asses off you while doing shots , you fat bastard , and now I/m gonna tell you a really cool story
that happened to koogles and me a while ago with Mr Pomp/s sister !! .

MR POMP/S SISTER , @!#$ I know Mr Pomp/s sister , I mean I know Mr Pomp/s sister , you know what I/m saying !! , me and Koogs used to hang out with her for a while , right !! , just hanging around her house after work and @!#$ , because her parents were like never at home and @!#$ , right !! , well one day ,
Koogles just whips it out and starts rubbing it on her leg and @!#$ ,
chasing her around the living room , I was dying , but you know
what the crazy bitch did !! , she fucking drops to her knees and just starts sucking him off right in front of me like I wasn/t even there , man , I almost died , but that/s not the fucked up part, the
fucked up part was koogs , man , right in the middle of it turns to
me and he/s pointing at her and said , yeah just like that , baby
, so I/m like , yo , I/ll give it a shot , so I start pulling her pants down and @!#$ , all slow because I figured any second she/s gonna turn around and belt me in the mouth , right , but , yo , check this @!#$ out , man , she/s all into it , man !! , she doesn/t try to stop me or nothing , she/s all wet and @!#$ , and I just start
going to work , you know what I/m saying !! , ME AND KOOGS
are going to town on this crazy bitch and she/s just loving it , all moaning and @!#$ , it was FUCKED UP , SO KOOGLES THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH MY NICK NAME , MELODIC ...LOVER , because that day she had us locking in tight from both sides , like a pair of gooddamn chinese , right !! .
Now , yo , flo ,tell your sister to whip us up a toasted bagel with cream cheese, you better make that two and kiss my grits , nooch !! .

NOW TRY TO TOP IT OFF , POMP ...WHAT ARE YOUR CHANCES ..BOY ...PRETTY SLIM , HUH !! .

A few days ago I also remember Matt asking for an advice on several artist and bands , and how you Mr narrow minded fella treated them all , as a hairball , always being a destroyer , why don/t you change your nick name to MR DESTROYER , that really matches with your attitude , you fucking monkey , I/d like to know what all of those artist think of someone loke you , show a fucking respect Pomp , you don/t give a @!#$ about any of them , do you !!! , well I/m sure that they don/t give a rat/s ass about you either !! .

Yesterday night I had a really nice talking to an english girl called Kim , I told her about the great guys that this message board had allowed me to meet , but I also told her about the pooners such as you that use to wander around , I told her that came over this message board , so I suppose that she/s reading this @!#$ and having a great laugh, Kim I/ll see you on friday , girl , I owe you a beer , remember , I love the english girls , they are like angels , love it !! .

Now you pounce this and I/ll give you a free ticket to my wildest
dreams , if you wanna play with MELODIC LOVER , you better stick to your guns , big boy , it/s the law of the jungle , but you/re gonna play my game with my rules , down and dirty , you don/t know who the heck you/re facing to ...Mr English ...
hahhahaha ,nice shot pomp , what a remarkable insult ...you sad pathetic bastard ..hahha , how long it took ya to come up with it , you asked your mom !! , NOW TRY TO KNOCK THIS @!#$ OFF !!! .

AND DON/T YOU START CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WITH A SKINNED KNEE AND @!#$ , RIGHT !! .

IT/S OK TO HAVE DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEWS REGARDING MUSIC , BUT IT/S NO FUN WHEN THE ASS RULES OVER THE HEAD , POMP , RIGHT !! .

TRY TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND INSTEAD OF 1 TRACKED, RIGHT !! .

WHERE/S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR , BASTARD , HUH !!! .

NOW YOU GO AND TELL YOUR SISTER THAT ME AND KOOGS ARE BACK , MAYBE SHE/S INTERESTED , YOU NEVER KNOW , HUH !!! .

TOOS THE SALAD , POMP , HUH !!! .

MELODIC LOVER .

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ROCK STARS PORNO FILMS !!! . 229 Melodic Lover ( Spain ) 02/04/2001 04:39AM
You sad pathetic bastard (np) 84 Misterpomp 02/04/2001 06:11AM
MR POMP , GO TELL YOUR SISTER THAT MELODIC LOVER/S151 Melodic Lover ( Spain ) 02/05/2001 07:34AM
Re: Wow. 94 Eric Abrahamsen 02/05/2001 08:43AM
I vote you off the board. 112 The Other Joe 02/05/2001 08:44AM
Re: I vote you off the board. 103 Carl 02/05/2001 09:07AM
Re: I vote you off the board. 121 Carl 02/05/2001 09:08AM
Is this guy for real? 111 Phil#1 02/05/2001 09:59AM
Re: Is this guy for real? 104Phil #202/05/2001 01:00PM
The return of Canman... 99Peter M. Bietenholz02/05/2001 08:47PM
Re: I vote you off the board. You vote? 119Animalcracker02/06/2001 06:16AM
Re: I vote you off the board. You vote? 107 ste. c 02/06/2001 09:53AM
Re: MR POMP , GO TELL YOUR SISTER THAT MELODIC LOV 102 coco 02/05/2001 09:06AM
MELODIC LOVER... you've got quite an imagination! 138 koogles 02/05/2001 10:21AM
Umm, er, that's a rip off right? 103 Benno 02/05/2001 04:19PM
Exactly! 92 koogles 02/05/2001 11:38PM
Re: Dogma 108 Tom Krupa 02/06/2001 05:42AM
WARNING! 125 Andrew 02/05/2001 09:12PM
Re: I apologize to U , Andrew !! 119 Melodic Lover ( Spain ) 02/06/2001 08:58AM
Re: I apologize to U , Andrew !! 130Mafia boy02/06/2001 12:17PM
No worries.. 134 Andrew 02/06/2001 05:54PM
How un-original can you be? 100 Chris 02/06/2001 12:46AM
Oy...not all the English are jerks, 115Animalcracker02/06/2001 06:24AM
Take a cold shower there buddy!! 132 koogles 02/04/2001 08:46AM
"MELODIC 'COCK.COM"! 99 KAOS FAN 02/05/2001 12:36PM
Re: "MELODIC 'COCK.COM"! 111 Sledgehammer 02/05/2001 08:09PM
Re: "MELODIC 'COCK.COM"! 102 Andrew 02/05/2001 09:15PM
Re: "MELODIC 'COCK.COM"! 100 Nick 02/05/2001 10:39PM
Re: "MELODIC 'COCK.COM"! 123mark kennedy02/06/2001 01:01AM
Cocky Rock Boyz rule okay! 113 Sven 02/06/2001 01:13AM
Re:THANKS GUYS FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR !!! 108 Melodic Lover ( Spain ) 02/06/2001 09:25AM


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