APPLES (& PEARS) RESTAURANT Cockney Rhyming Slang has rules and grammar, meanwhile our TV cookery programmes become ever more confusing & pretentious. So let’s merge the two !! In Cockney Rhyming Slang, we never call the Stairs the Pears, we call them by the none rhyming word, Apples. Imagine then, if that non-rhyming word also has to have some link to the word it describes, this could become very complicated, but no more awkward than trying to work out what a “freeze packed cardoman jue” might be. So let the fun commence. Below is a menu for Apples (& Pears) Restaurant, represented by the grammar of Cockney Rhyming Slang, try to fathom out what might arrive on your plate. Good luck, see you in sanatorium !! EXAMPLE STEAK = TUNA BAKE, therefore would be shown below as TUNA CHIPS = CHEESE DIP, therefore would be shown below as CHEESE STEAK & CHIPS = TUNA & CHEESE STARTERS Cherry Spaghetti Minted Water Pepper Duck Egg & Cocoa Duck MAIN COURSES Meat Dishes Tuna, Cheese & Cherries Peas Fruit Cheese & Salad Spotted Fruit, Treacle & Potatoes Sparrow Frog, Bacon, Salad & Cherries Roast Spinach, Treacle & Potatoes Orange Frog, Treacle & Cocoa in Cherry Sauce Mixed Grill Sparrow Frog, Minted Tuna, 2 Wellies wrapped in Head & Charles, in Bee Sauce, Served with Beer & Cheese, Carrots or Cocoa Potatoes Fish Dishes Pudding, Cheese & Mushy Cocoa Poached Egg, Cocoa & Cherries Pudding Garden, Carrots & Cherries Surf & Turf Tobacco, Spinach, Boiled Treacle & Cocoa Sparrow, Pudding Fruit, Cheese & Salad Oriental Pepper, Sparrow Frog, Carrots & Cocoa Vegetarian Cherry Duck with Treacle, Carrots & Soup Cherry Duck with Treacle, Beer & Sugar This was turned down by MENSA If you want the answers, email chaz1963@btinternet.comhttp://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924530#msg-924530Sun, 19 May 2013 04:06:46 +1000 Phorum 5.2.16 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924570#msg-924570 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924570#msg-924570
The joanna is still getting plenty of grief don't worry]]> Chazz NoticeboardTue, 25 Dec 2012 02:11:50 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924546#msg-924546 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924546#msg-924546
Get back to banging the old Joanna. This is daft]]> Lutty NoticeboardTue, 25 Dec 2012 00:28:34 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924533#msg-924533 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924533#msg-924533
Good old Heston is one of the main causes of this menu even existing]]> Chazz NoticeboardMon, 24 Dec 2012 22:53:12 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924532#msg-924532 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924532#msg-924532 Coco NoticeboardMon, 24 Dec 2012 22:52:07 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924530#msg-924530 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924530,924530#msg-924530APPLES (& PEARS) RESTAURANT

Cockney Rhyming Slang has rules and grammar, meanwhile our TV cookery programmes become ever more confusing & pretentious. So let’s merge the two !!

In Cockney Rhyming Slang, we never call the Stairs the Pears, we call them by the none rhyming word, Apples.

Imagine then, if that non-rhyming word also has to have some link to the word it describes, this could become very complicated, but no more awkward than trying to work out what a “freeze packed cardoman jue” might be.

So let the fun commence. Below is a menu for Apples (& Pears) Restaurant, represented by the grammar of Cockney Rhyming Slang, try to fathom out what might arrive on your plate. Good luck, see you in sanatorium !!

EXAMPLE
STEAK = TUNA BAKE, therefore would be shown below as TUNA
CHIPS = CHEESE DIP, therefore would be shown below as CHEESE
STEAK & CHIPS = TUNA & CHEESE

STARTERS
Cherry Spaghetti
Minted Water
Pepper Duck
Egg & Cocoa Duck

MAIN COURSES
Meat Dishes
Tuna, Cheese & Cherries Peas
Fruit Cheese & Salad
Spotted Fruit, Treacle & Potatoes
Sparrow Frog, Bacon, Salad & Cherries
Roast Spinach, Treacle & Potatoes
Orange Frog, Treacle & Cocoa in Cherry Sauce

Mixed Grill
Sparrow Frog, Minted Tuna, 2 Wellies wrapped in Head & Charles, in Bee Sauce, Served with Beer & Cheese, Carrots or Cocoa Potatoes

Fish Dishes
Pudding, Cheese & Mushy Cocoa
Poached Egg, Cocoa & Cherries
Pudding Garden, Carrots & Cherries

Surf & Turf
Tobacco, Spinach, Boiled Treacle & Cocoa
Sparrow, Pudding Fruit, Cheese & Salad

Oriental
Pepper, Sparrow Frog, Carrots & Cocoa

Vegetarian
Cherry Duck with Treacle, Carrots & Soup
Cherry Duck with Treacle, Beer & Sugar


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If you want the answers, email chaz1963@btinternet.com]]> Chazz NoticeboardMon, 24 Dec 2012 22:48:02 +1100