Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!! Well its Christmas. A martian walks into a bar and asks for the following. "Can I have 10 packets of crisps 10 pints of lager, ten pints of cider, 10 pints of guinness, 10 malt whiskeys, 10 gin and tonics, ten vodkas and 10 fresh orange juices. Oh and 10 packets of peanuts too " The barman starts pouring the drinks and asks the Martian. "I take it you have the money to pay for this ?" The Martian replies "Of course I have !! Do you have change of a Sklooby ?"http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924030#msg-924030Tue, 21 May 2013 11:04:38 +1000 Phorum 5.2.16 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924080#msg-924080 Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924080#msg-924080 Tony Bainbridge NoticeboardFri, 21 Dec 2012 08:19:30 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924038#msg-924038 Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924038#msg-924038 rocknut NoticeboardFri, 21 Dec 2012 03:11:20 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924034#msg-924034 Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924034#msg-924034
"Oh no," she cried, "Is he in a bad way?"

"Well, put it this way," I said, "My cricket bat snapped in half."]]> rocknut NoticeboardFri, 21 Dec 2012 03:01:29 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924031#msg-924031 Re: Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924031#msg-924031 totobob NoticeboardFri, 21 Dec 2012 02:48:30 +1100 http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924030#msg-924030 Ere's A Joke For Ya !!!!!!!http://www.melodicrock.com/phorum52/read.php?1,924030,924030#msg-924030
A martian walks into a bar and asks for the following.

"Can I have 10 packets of crisps 10 pints of lager, ten pints of cider, 10 pints of guinness, 10 malt whiskeys, 10 gin and tonics, ten vodkas and 10 fresh orange juices. Oh and 10 packets of peanuts too "

The barman starts pouring the drinks and asks the Martian.

"I take it you have the money to pay for this ?"

The Martian replies

"Of course I have !! Do you have change of a Sklooby ?"]]> totobob NoticeboardFri, 21 Dec 2012 02:47:27 +1100